I have noticed that there are very few posts about sheds on here.
It is winter right so I have decided to pimp my shed I have dumped the 30 jars of assorted bent and rusty nails and the half built Morris Minor engine.
The shed now contains my collection of power tools, tent, gardening equipment and a Katie Price calendar along with some bits of wood which I know will come in handy one day. How come I have so many half tins of magnolia paint? I hate Magnolia. and paint brushes? Where did they all come from? I didn't count them but there must have been more than Michaelangelo used to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. I could have done that with a roller.

I think I might be suffering from shed mania I keep wishing I was a Sheddi Knight. No doubt there might be a minority who wonder what the fascination is with sheds. Well a mans shed is the last remaining refuge from all thats wrong with the world , its like a giant 'man draw' full of stuff only we know what its for or from. more wimmen should have sheds, the planet would be a nicer place
If politicians all over the world had a shed they could sit in it all day doing manly shed stuff and not worrying about starting wars because they would be busy right?
Any shed luvvers on here?

you got any spare paint that wants to cross breed with my magnolia?

I've got shed ... I've got wimmin too ... and miraculously ... shed spills junk when door is opened. Confucius says do not attempt to open shed door where wimmin hath been taking control like they own the place.

Sheds are for men...to get away to for a bit of peace and quiet. As a woman, I am all for it, it is good to see the back of 'em for a while.

Ahhhhhhh! That's my shed heaven, brilliant . You can't have enough sheds in your life, spoil yourself!

I did try to build meself a shed. Sadly the neighbours complained at the stage when I were working on extending me balcony........

There is no such thing as space in a shed! It is either an optical illusion or you have been at the cooking sherry

Why would you keep a pimp in your shed Vlad, have you got a red light above the door.........

The idea of a red light has merit, it could be illuminated in order to warn people that the shed owner is in residence, a bit like having the RoyaL Standard flying above Buck House to indicate that the Queen is in residence
Things can happen in sheds which are not for for the eyes of children, those with a heart condition or of a sensitive nature.. I have a sign some 10 meters from my shed advising horse riders to dismount and tether their mounts before approaching my haven. I am considering setting up an exclusion zone and declaring independence.

We have a workshop for my husbands carpentry hobby and two sheds. One has the gardening equipment and 'things' belonging to my husband and the other shed has somewhere for the cat to get out of the rain when he is not indoors and the trailer and the ubiquitous (sp) half empty paint pots!!