Ventriloquist

By: Even Keel
27 Jan 2012 at 12:01

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A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a
show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and
starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What
does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as
people. Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes
are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in
the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh1t on your lap."


Thanks Pauline